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• We must not allow other people's limited perceptions to define us. -- Virginia Sati
• We will not allow the burnings again!
• Sick minds, Mr. President.
• What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner.
• If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it.
  There's got to be a better way. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• What is it, Lassie? A boy fell down a mine shaft and broke his ankle and is diabetic and needs insulin?
  Is THAT what you're trying to tell me?...
• IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it.
  There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the morning.
  A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for the train to come in, he said to me...
• President? President? We don't need no stinking president.