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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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My inner child is a sick little bitch!
I'm so in touch with my inner child that my condoms are made by Fisher-Pricer.
Marge: Er, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic says you should have done your job!
Ned: Hey, now, Marge, let's not "should" this fellow to death....
Marge: That video really opened my eyes. I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit.
By nagging you when you do foolish things, I just enable your life script....
Willy: If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders.
Workman: [whispering] The mike's on. Willy: I know it's on!...
Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking about!
Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance, "Bart's Inner Child...
Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering!
-- Lisa, after Homer gets a trampoline for the family, "Bart's Inner Child...
Bart: I will _never_ get tired of this! Lisa: I'm going to have my wedding here!
-- The children play on the trampoline, "Bart's Inner Child...
Patty: Your blood pressure is off the chart. Selma
And I don't like this urine sample one bit. -- The sisters inspect Marge, "Bart's Inner Child...