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Marge: Er, I Don't Want To Judge The Rightness Of Your Ego Orientation, But My Inner Critic Says You Should Have Done Your Job!
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Marge: Er, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation,
but my inner critic says you should have done your job!
Ned: Hey, now, Marge, let's not "should" this fellow to death.
-- New-age arguments, "Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
Brad: Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner voice inside, your inner child.
Listen! What's he saying? Ned: [inside] Stay the course, big Ned....
Marge: That video really opened my eyes. I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit.
By nagging you when you do foolish things, I just enable your life script....
Marge: Hmm...I didn't realize people saw me that way.
Lisa: Are you mad? Marge: No, I'm fine. I'm going to my sisters' now....
Patty: Your blood pressure is off the chart. Selma
And I don't like this urine sample one bit. -- The sisters inspect Marge, "Bart's Inner Child...
My inner child can beat up your inner child.
Marge: Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad. Homer: Marge, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now....
Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...
Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...
Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....