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• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• It's amazing! All natural laws can be reduced to one simple, unifying equation!
  "Really? What is it?" "Already my powerful brain is bored with such simple problems and is now working on why girls are so obnoxious....
• My life needs a rewind/erase button. -- _Calvin and Hobbes_
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror II...
• I let my mind wander and it didn't come back." "I figured you'd lost your mind years ago.
  -- Calvin and Mom, "Calvin and Hobbes", 13 Jul 92...
• My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral release phantasmatron!
  I'm a genius!" "Another casualty of applied metaphysics....
• My fruit cake was damaged on one side.
• You are always welcome in my territory at your own risk.
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