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My neighbors don't like it when I talk to my plants... I use a megaphone.
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I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes.
My neighbors have been known to be overly friendly, particularly on the day when I am moving.
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around.
I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face....
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man--no time to talk. -- Barry Gibb
In my hot youth, when George the Third was king.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 212...
First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!
Well, that's it! -- Homer Simpson Two Bad Neighbo...
When I was 10, my pa told me never to talk to strangers... We haven't spoken since.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
I have bad luck with plants. I bought me a philodendron .
.. and I put it in the kitchen and it drank my soup. -- Joan Rive...