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• Honk if you like silence. -- Bumpersticke
• When you find yourself shouting at the top of your lungs, remember thi
  The noisy thunder strikes nothing the silent lightening strikes....
• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
• My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
• Well, the girls can't stand her 'cause she walks, looks and drives like an ace, now.
• I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to work,too.
• I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
• My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
• The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.
  -- Geoffrey Gore...