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The Trouble With My Wife Is That She Is A Whore In The Kitchen And A Cook In The Bed.
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a
cook in the bed.
-- Geoffrey Gorer
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My wife's not the worst cook in the world, but she keeps on burning the coffee.
You would too if you kept pouring it through the toaster all the time. -- Jack E. Leonard...
My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....
My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
I idolized my mother. I didn't realize she was a lousy cook until I went into the Army.
-- Jackie Gayle...
My mother...will be as pleased as Punch. Mmmm...if only she we're as _good-looking_ as Punch, Baldrick.
.. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
My wife drives like lightening... She strikes everything! -- Bumpersticke
My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....