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• I joined a bridge club. My jump is scheduled for Monday.
• Procastinator's Club may meet next week.
• Soon I shall join my ancestors. Already I can see them.
  They walk to greet me from the palace of jade....
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Last week I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age.
  She locked me in the cellar ... My wife's an earth sign....
• My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
  I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....
• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• My fire was in all its glory about midnight, and, having made a bark shed to shelter me from the rain and partially dry my clothing
  I had nothing to do but look and listen and join the trees in their hymns and prayers....
• I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx