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• I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
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• Mudpacks aren't good for the complexion. Did you ever see a pretty pig? -- Jack E. Leonard
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  -- Drake Sathe...
• I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with me unless you're going down.
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• You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
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• The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.
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