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Never Ask A Streetside Entertainment Center If It Wants To Be Turned On. -- Pete Barlow
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Never ask a streetside entertainment center if it wants to be turned on.
-- Pete Barlow
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? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
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Never ask a shopkeeper for a price list.
Interactive Entertainment will never work because entertainment boils down to the performer, not the audience, being in control.
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Sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will never be as popular as sobriety and self-denial.
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Barlow: Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby Quagmire, you ask, oh reasonable listener?
Because this town is under the stranglehold of a few tie-dyed tree-huggers who would rather play hackeysack than lock up the homeless....