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• I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.
• Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.
• A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. -- Ed Wy
• Never send a MAN to do a WOMAN'S work! Why do you think I CAME here?
  "Not for the good of my ego, that was for damn sure." -- John Gaunt, aka GRIMJACK...
• He looks good ... mighty good! -- Mr. Horse
• Cowboys do it on a horse.
• Jockeys do it on the horse-back.
• There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
  -- Ed Howe...
• A horse is a horse, of course, of course, He follows a lifestyle we don't endorse, He drinks the blood of a sheep, by force, The vampire horse, Count Ed!
  -- Ro...