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Never Wear Battery-Powered Clothing To A Formal Event.
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Never Wear Battery-Powered Clothing to a Formal Event.
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A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
I refuse to wear a 'power suit' unless it's powered armor!
Man Charged in Battery Case" I guess you could call this a "current event".
Never try to adjust your clothing in a crowded elevator.
Purpose for exterior drapings, father? It is an accepted custom that we wear clothing.
-- Lal and Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
Your facial expression is the most important thing you can wear, you can't buy it in a clothing store.
Everybody has sex now. When I was a kid only women had sex and you had to get it from them.
We got a battery-powered sexual aid. Actually, a flashlight....
When you fly, you will be seated next to one of the following type
a greasy salesman on the make; a fat guy who takes up too much room and sweats a lo...
You work with your females, arm them, and force them to wear clothing.
-- Letek about Yar, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...