When You Fly, You Will Be Seated Next To One Of The Following Type

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When you fly, you will be seated next to one of the following types: a
greasy salesman on the make; a fat guy who takes up too much room and
sweats a lot; a Helen Hayes lookalike who sleeps on your shoulder; a kid
with a battery-powered toy machine gun.

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