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New campaign promise: Babble fish for all.
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George Bush's '92 slogan: "I promise, no new leadership!
IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
When it comes to facing up to serious problems, each candidate will pledge to appoint a committee.
And what is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary....
Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
-- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
So you're saying this fish may have an advantage over other fish.
It may be, in fact, a kind of `Super-Fish'!...
His five-year mission to seek out and explore strange new worlds, and sell Advanced Music Substitute Systems to their restaurants, elevators, and wine bars!
-- So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish...
Teach a man to fish, he'll eat fish the rest of his life.
Teach a fish to learn, and soon the fish will all be running around in schools!...
Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...