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New Year's Eve, Where Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot. Unless, Of Course, Those Tests Come Back Positive.
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those
tests come back positive.
-- Jay Leno
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