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• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she has laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher Called a hen a most elegant creature.
  The hen, pleased with that, Laid an egg in his hat -- And thus did the hen reward Beecher....
• I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
• An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once
  it gets eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only person who will sit on its face is its mother....
• Pity the poor egg: it only gets laid once.
• If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twai
• And she had a bath once a year .....whether she needed it or not. -- Mark Twai