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Noise Proves Nothing. Often A Hen Who Has Merely Laid An Egg Cackles As If She Has Laid An Asteroid.
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as
if she has laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twain
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she has laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twai...
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once
it gets eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only person who will sit on its face is its mother....
The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher Called a hen a most elegant creature.
The hen, pleased with that, Laid an egg in his hat -- And thus did the hen reward Beecher....
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
Pity the poor egg: it only gets laid once.
If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twai
The bad reputation UNIX has gotten is totally undeserved, laid on by people who don't understand, who have not gotten in there and tried anything.
-- Jim Joyce, former computer science lecturer at the University of California...