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• Do not spit on the floor --- it is forbidden to discuss politics in public!
• When I went in to buy the fur coat, the salesman told me, "You never in your life saw a coat this luxurious, this fine.
  And he takes the coat and throws it on the floor ....
• You may be redneck... if you can swallow tobacco spit and not puke.
• Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
  Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em....
• alk mode n. A feature supported by Unix, ITS, and some other OSes that allows two or more logged-in users to set up a real-time on-line conversation.
  It combines the immediacy of talking with all the precision (and verbosity) that written language entails....
• When you are in a high place, do you get the urge to spit?
• It's just apartment house rules, So all you 'partment house fools Remembe
  one man's ceiling is another man's floor. One man's ceiling is another man's floor....
• Toreador, oh, don't spit on the floor. Please use the cuspador.
  That's what it's for. -- Bart at the opera, "Bart the Geniu...
• There's always one guy who tries to impress you with how big a joint he can roll.
  The guy takes the Sunday Times, drops a kilo brick in with the strings on it ....