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• QWERT (kwirt), n. [MW < OW qwertyuiop, a thirteenth]
  1. a unit of weight equal to 13 poiuyt avoirdupois (or 1....
• Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out and you need help getting a potato chip across town.
  -- Ron Daria...
• If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.
• ATLAS A really big dude who used to carry the world upon his shoulders (or something like that).
  Today's modern Prime Ministers and Presidents may think that they carry the world upon *their* shoulders, but if that were true then they'd be crushed into tiny specks just by the sheer weight of the damn thing....
• I can lick my weight in wildflowers.
• You can catch the bird, but you cannot carry it.
• I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you?
  I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns....