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  Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
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  Homer: Man, you should come over to our place. It's full of valuable worthless crap....
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  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
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• May a rabid wolf inhabit your closet.
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  Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and, uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works....