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• In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.
  English Proverb...
• Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed. -- Josh Billing
• The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten.
  The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits....
• Early to Bed, Early to Rise, Fish all day, And make up the Lies. -- Fishing Code
• No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
• The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him.
  I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many time...
• I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
  -- Homer realizes he's not dead after all, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• A fellow in a market town, Most musical, cried razors up and down.
  -- John Wolcot (1738-1819) -- Farewell Odes, Ode iii...