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• You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
  You are avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day....
• You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
  You are avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day. -- Ambrose Bierce...
• Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism.
  The way you play it is free will. -- Jawaharlal Nehru...
• I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
  -- Homer realizes he's not dead after all, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
  1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....
• It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead the rest of your life. Irish Proverb
• It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead the rest of your life. -- Italian Proverb
• You see, a minute goes by so fearfully quick. You might as well try to stop a Bandersnatch!
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• The smiling Spring comes in rejoicing, And surly Winter grimly flies.
  Now crystal clear are the falling waters, And bonnie blue are the sunny skies....