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• You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
  You are avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day. -- Ambrose Bierce...
• Nothing that is alive remains unchanging. All Nature changes from day to day and minute to minute, only the dead stop growing and are quiescent.
  Fresh water runs on, and if you stop it, it becomes stagnant....
• Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you.
  If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you, it isn't and he can....
• Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you.
  If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you, it isn't and he can....
• The woman who sits next to you on the bus is wearing a perfume known as Eau du Terrible.
  She has a 200-liter drum of the stuff and sticks her head in it every morning....
• If having children keeps you young, perhaps growing older has many more advantages than at first thought.
  For those who think that we still enjoy free speech in this country - just wait till you get your next telephone bill!...
• TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
  Moses Mendlessohn having fallen ill sent for a Christian physician, who at once diagnosed the philosopher's disorder as trichinosis, but tactfully gave it another name....
• She's the kind of woman who lets bygones be 'I told you so's.'
• Where is the man who has the power and skill To stem the torrent of a woman's will?
  For if she will, she will, you may depend on't; And if she won't, she won'...