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• The world is a madhouse...that's why it makes sense.
• The art of confusion makes no sense to me...
• Some students were watching the chemistry professor give a demonstration of the properties of various acids.
  "Now," said the professor, "I'm going to drop this silver dollar in a glass of acid....
• This makes sense. This over here, this does not make sense. That's why I called it algebra.
• ZIP Object placed in clothing, designed to get stuck at the most inconvenient and/or embarrassing times.
  When placed in men's trousers, the humble zip can be lethal, or at least very painful....
• Insurance Salesman: You do the things you do because you're a homicidal maniac.
  Bell Boy: That... that does explain a lot doesn't it....
• Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
  .. there's another kidney out there for me. Larry...
• One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. -- Larry Gelba