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Of All The Tall Tales, I Think My Favorite Is The One About Eli Whitney And The Interchangeable Parts.
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Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the
interchangeable parts.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip.
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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman.
After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us....
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.
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I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
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Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I "swarm about" to protect my nest of chocolate eggs.
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If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
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