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• You find yourself amusing, Herr Blackadder. I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• Never...ever...try to be funny in my presence again, Percy. -- Edmund: Head
• I think...that in a week from now, you will be less in the mood for being amusing.
  At least when I'm in the mood, I _can_ be amusing. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day.
  .. ...Oh, good. (walks off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience _me_.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
  ..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Did you...miss me? I certainly did. Many was the time I said to myself.
  ..'I wish _Percy_ were here...' Oh!... '...being tortured instead of me....