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• Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
  [both walk off whistling] Bart: What time?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
• Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
  Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...
• Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
  Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
• It seems to me the uses of tobacco aren't obvious right off the bat .
  .. You can shred it up and put it on a piece of paper and roll it up ....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....