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If Khomeini Was Catholic, My Life Would Now Be Worth A Million Bucks.
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If Khomeini was Catholic, my life would now be worth a million bucks.
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Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
O It's worth the pain that makes the tears =`\&l
It's worth the light of a million years. (=)/(=) Only your love I can't explain....
A life without tragedy would not be worth living. -- Edward Abbey
Fifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that! -- Homer's value of children, "Homer's Phobia
Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
CLEVELAND: Where their last tornado did six million dollars worth of improvements.
Did you know that there is a million bucks hidden in the house next door?
"But there is no house next door." "No? Then let's go build one!" -- MARX...
Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.