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  Let's see some ID. Bart: Here ya go, doll-face....
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  Here. [puts some cash into Rex's hand] Banne...
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  [listens] Okay bye-bye. [hangs up] Ross: We? Rachel...
• Bart: What am I supposed to do here? Homer: Nothing.
  Just sit. I'll be back. [walks away, revealing a giant "Laramie Slims" billboard, featuring a girl in lingerie having a pillow fight with another girl in a skimpy shirt and panties] [time passess....