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Concatenation of events preclude our coming to the phone.
Please speak freely, with magniloquence upon occasion of the
tone.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
Sorry that we're not at home. Please leave a message after the tone.
When we get in, We'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone....
OK, one more time... This is our answering machine.
.. This is the message on our answering machine.....
All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.
) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of....
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message....
Knock, knock. (Pause. Caller thinks, "Who's there?
) Isn't that *my* question? (Pause.) Please leave a message....
Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racke
) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence....
Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive.
A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt....
You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call.
(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers....
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....