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  That's the library. Not allowed in there either....
• One sees great things from the valley; only small things from the peak.
  -- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936), "The Hammer of God...
• My youngest daughter just had her first birthday. We bought her a card with one of those "I am 1" badges.
  One the back was the disclaimer: "Not suitable for children under three years old...
• A man who has no eyes, sess a tree with apples. He takes no apples He leaves no apples A one-eyed man sees a tree with two apples and takes one.
  (Notice use of plural vs singular)...
• One sits down first, one thinks afterwards.
• Do you know why the fairy sits at the top of the Xmas tree ?
  One year, Santa had one tree left over after giving everybody one, and when one of his fairy helpers asked what she should do with it, he told her....
• You are in open forest, with a deep valley to one side.
• One seldom sees a monument to a committee.