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• If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do
  Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. -- Comedian Jay Leno...
• If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do
  Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno...
• On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything.
  Sounds like Vice Presidents Day! -- Jay Leno...
• In New York crime is getting worse. I was there the other day.
  The Statue of Liberty had both hands up. -- Jay Leno...
• Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'?
  -- Jay Leno...
• Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.
  ' -- Jay Leno...
• I looked up the word "politics" in the dictionary and it's actually a combination of two word
  poli," which means many, and "tics," which means bloodsuckers. -- Jay Leno...
• They're filming Rocky V now. This one's being billed as `Rocky's Greatest Challenge', so I guess there's an IQ test involved.
  -- Jay Leno...