CROQUET A Game In Which Wooden Balls Are Driven By Means Of Long-handled Mallets, Through A Series Of Hoops.

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CROQUET
A game in which wooden balls are driven by means of long-handled
mallets, through a series of hoops. Christ, how boring can you get.
They ought to pep it up a bit. At the very least, a net. Or maybe a
bit of hitting your opponents over the head with the mallets. Or
perhaps rolling grannies across the lawn in wheelchairs carrying
high-explosives to see if they can collide...
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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