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• BIBLE A bible is a book which one or more religions consider to be holy, and to be something that they should follow.
  It is of course generally rather impractical to follow books, not just because they don't often go anywhere, but also because they are not very good at public speaking, decision making, problem solving, or any of the other qualities recognised as being an advantage for leadership....
• TOXIC CUSTARD WORKSHOP FILES Fictional alleged humour written during the early-1990s by some deranged git in Australia.
  Now known to cause permanent brain damage if consumed for long periods of time....
• TYPEWRITER Writing implement now on the verge of obscurity. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• OPERA For centuries now, Opera has been the foremost method of humiliation available to the security forces.
  It began in the late 1600s, when peasant rebels were made to dress up as ridiculously fat people and get up on wooden planks in front of hundreds of their peers and shout the same things over and over and over, to a musical accompaniment....
• READERS DIGEST Ever wondered how effective those mailing campaigns are?
  Toxic Custard has obtained this internal Readers Digest report....
• INSTRUCTIONS 1. Take your new Toxic Custard out of the box, and check that all the parts are present.
  (Main heading, body, dividing hyphens, back-issues plug, signature) 2....
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA