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• ABATTOIR A location where carnivores like myself can go to see the full reality of the slaughter of defenceless little sheepie
  piggies and other animals unfortunate enough to be farmed for their delicious rumps (and other bits)....
• TRAM Large green thing which rumbles down city streets, carrying people to where they want to go.
  Generally follows a predetermined path, but in no way subscribes to outlandish concepts such as "timetables"....
• IRCA - Incredulous Ripped-off Consumer Association -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• SHAMPOO Although shampoo is designed to clean hair, its name gives away its true make-up
  artificial shit. For centuries the aristocracy continually got very annoyed, and beheaded the shit-sodden peasants for having less dandruff than they did....
• INHERITANCE If you are expecting a large inheritance when your grandparents snuff it, have you considered investing it in the Custard Unit Trust?
  The Custard Unit Trust has the full endorsement of the author of Toxic Custard, and has a guaranteed return of 20%(*)....
• TAMPON COMMERCIAL A unique form of advertising, that shows just about everything except for the actual product.
  Typically seen are young women bouncing around beaches, on horses and running around gardens smiling a lot, enjoying their weekends....
• HORSE I begin to seriously doubt the viability of a dictionary that defines "horse" as "a soft-hoofed ungulate.
  A horse is actually any four legged creature in a Western movie....
• TREE Large plant form, most commonly favoured by dogs, children afflicted with climbing fixations, hungry cats, and logging companies.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Internet n. The mother of all networks. First incarnated beginning in 1969 as the ARPANET, a U.
  S. Department of Defense research testbed. Though it has been widely believed that the goal was to develop a network architecture for military command-and-control that could survive disruptions up to and including nuclear war, this is a myth...