Oral Roberts Is Not Above Making God An Accomplice In His Latest Infamous Ignobility, The Nadir Of Which Always Seems To Be Record Breaking.

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Oral Roberts is not above making God an accomplice in his latest infamous
ignobility, the nadir of which always seems to be record breaking. Every
quasi-successful accomplishment is heralded with copious prayers,
incantations and benedictions, not to mention the endless claims for what
God does on Oral's television programs. There is never a lack of prayer for
any victorious enormity, no matter how gross or perfideous. Proof positive,
the higher the degree of ridiculousness the higher the probability of
success.

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