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• BIBLE A bible is a book which one or more religions consider to be holy, and to be something that they should follow.
  It is of course generally rather impractical to follow books, not just because they don't often go anywhere, but also because they are not very good at public speaking, decision making, problem solving, or any of the other qualities recognised as being an advantage for leadership....
• VANQUISH A word most commonly used in solemn ceremonies, usually of the form "Behold the devil, I now vanquish thee" in weird religious ceremonies or bad fantasy books.
  The amusing thing being that the speaker is generally of the mistaken belief that the use of a little Olde English will result in the demise of Satan for all eternity....
• RALPH THE PERVERT (1214-1261) St Ralph was best known for his dubious pursuits involving furry animals, something that was, and still is denied by the church.
  In 1253 he formed the Society of Hamster Strangling, which became an underground organisation soon afterwards, and whose members still occupy parts of Brussels....
• Being weird isn't enough
• Just being weird is enough.
• VILLAGE Word now almost exclusively used in tourist brochures just after the adjectives "enchanting" and "traditional".
  And possibly "quaint". Generally descriptive of a small settlement with more churches than shops, which gets boring rapidly, despite being picturesque....
• TRAM Large green thing which rumbles down city streets, carrying people to where they want to go.
  Generally follows a predetermined path, but in no way subscribes to outlandish concepts such as "timetables"....
• His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god.
  He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam....
• VAULT Like a basement, but more sinister. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA