RALPH THE PERVERT (1214-1261)
St Ralph Was Best Known For His Dubious Pursuits Involving Furry
Animals, Something That Was, And Still Is Denied By The Church.
RALPH THE PERVERT (1214-1261)
St Ralph was best known for his dubious pursuits involving furry
animals, something that was, and still is denied by the church.
In 1253 he formed the Society of Hamster Strangling, which became
an underground organisation soon afterwards, and whose members
still occupy parts of Brussels.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
