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  Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist....
• Only two magazines can be stacked up in bathrooms -- National Geographic and Reader's Digest.
  Issues must be at least five years old....
• Unidentified Scientist: "After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant.
  Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist....
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• Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!
• Milwaukee Journal, about two years ago (on the front page)
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• In the NY subway, a commercial for an abortion clinic goes.
  .. Pregnant? We can help! to which someone had scribbled: Not pregnant? I can help!!...
• Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four.
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