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• After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant.
  Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist....
• An elephant can be pregnant for up to two years.
• Certified Rocket Scientist.
• After many years of study, scientists have determined that dogs bark just for the hell of it.
  -- Smithsonia...
• One could not be a successful scientist without realizing tha
  in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid....
• One could not be a successful scientist without realizing tha
  in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid....
• Back off, buddy. I'm a scientist.
• Scientist: [resigned] Well, Homer, I guess you're the winner by default.
  Homer: Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language...
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.