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Paddling Up The Mighty Mystic Without A Paddle Card.
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Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a paddle card.
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Life is full of surprises when you're up th' stream of consciousness without a paddle.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
The Vatican Express Card. Don't leave Rome without it.
I'd like to ram a hunk of fried goat cheese straight up his ass.
-- A wonderful line from MYSTIC PIZZA...
Fate is a river; free will is a paddle.
Jasper: Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window.
..that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling....
Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
Impenitent Order of the Mystic Cesspool.
Now that I've muddied the waters it's time to paddle off!
A wind-up clock without a key.