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• BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? SECOND VILLAGER
  She turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt?...
• ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! DENNIS: Oh, what a give away.
  Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?...
• JOHN CLEESE PLAYED
• PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
  (embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
• ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
  I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot....
• MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment....
• DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
  Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
• ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail