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BEDEVERE: Why Do You Think She Is A Witch? SECOND VILLAGER
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BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch?
SECOND VILLAGER: She turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
SECOND VILLAGER: (After looking at himself for some time) I got better.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood? BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?...
Peasant : Well, she turned me into a newt! Bevidere
(skeptically): A newt? Peasant : (pause, then sheepishly)...
FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
BEDEVERE: Oooooh! LAUNCELOT: No Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh .
.. at the back of the throat. BEDEVERE: No! Oooooh!...
Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...
ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BEDEVERE: How do you know so much about swallows? ARTHUR
Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know....
ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this.
Ni! BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...