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• Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer the ship.
  ...The crew, my lord? ...Yes, the crew. ..._What_ crew? -- Edmund and Captain Rum : Potato...
• I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a _crew_.
  Opinion is divided on the subject. ...Is it. Yes. All the other captains say it _is_....
• Since you're clearly mad as a mongoose, I'll bid you good-day. -- Edmund to Captain Rum : Potato
• We're doomed to a watery grave with a Captain who's legless.
  .. Rubbish!...I've hardly touched a drop! ..No, no, I mean....
• Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
  ...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
• You courtiers...you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl.
  ..Better lapdogs to a slip of a girl than a ..._git_. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
• Yes Percy, I don't want to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold is _gold_.
  That's why it's called gold. What you have discovered if indeed it has a name....
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• He died a hero's death, dying so his friends might live.
  .. ...And that his enemies might have something to go with their potatoes....