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• At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
• I'm an ARTIST--please feed my creditors.
• Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
• Do not feed the animals. Do not allow animals inside the car.
  Do not make eye contact with animals....
• Animals feed; man eats. Only the man of intellect and judgement knows how to eat.
  -- Antheime Brillat-Savari...
• Clinton wants us to sacrifice - We should start with the politicians.
  Which do you recommend - burning at the stake, an altar & knife job, or the tried-and-true 'Feed the Volcano' method?...
• Please do not annoy, torment, pester, plague, mole
  worry, badger, harry, harass, heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize, or ruffle the animals....
• Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
  Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...