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• Marge: You know, your father wanted to be a policeman for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.
  Homer: No, the Army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb....
• Beware The TOPIC POLICEMAN!
• ARTHUR: CHARGE! [The mighty ARMY charges. Thundering noise of feet.
  Clatter of coconuts. Shouts etc. Suddenly there is a wail of a siren and a couple of police cars roar round in front of the charging ARMY and the POLICE leap out and stop them....
• Control-ALT-Delete thyself
• Know thyself. -- Thale
• We may not like doctors, but at least they doctor. Bankers are not ever popular but at least they bank.
  Policeman police and undertakers take under. But lawyers do not give us law....
• The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself. -- Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartu
• Love thyself, and many will hate thee.
• The only gift is a portion of thyself. -- Emerso