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Discover That You *can* Eat Seaweed. -- Forty-two Things To Do As Preparation For Life As A Mermaid.
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Discover that you *can* eat seaweed.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
(This may be slightly more challenging if you are female....
Sell your mountain-side chalet. You never used it much anyway.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Buy your chiropodist a farewell present. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Don't trust seagulls to explain anything. It's a *fork*, and don't forget it.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Never fret about losing a single sock in the wash again.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Accuse fun-run organisers of discrimination. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Act like a cartoon character. Most of your companions will be.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Don't settle for anything less than a Seiko Sports 100.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....