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There is one called Bob among them. He is mine.
Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job....
Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?...
A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
And we heard him exclaim As he started to roam: "I'm a hologram, kids, please don't try this at home!
'" -- Bob Violence...
Well, slap me with a drowned kitten!
Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
{[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...