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  Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The....
• Bob: Well, Bart...any last requests? Bart: Well, there is one, but.
  ..nah. Bob: [curious] No, go on. Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice....
• When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about that tattoo on your chest?
  Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?" Sideshow Bob responds by saying, "No, That's German for, 'The Bart, The....
• cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson, with the message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_ painfully.
  -- Marty, the wacky radio DJ, "Cape Feare...
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...
  [walks towards Bart] [The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying] [Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes] Wiggum...
• Get me my rubbers....my feet are soaked !
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• UMBRELLA An object of amazing qualities. Umbrellas are even more adept at detaching themselves from their owners than stationery.
  They also send out subconscious thoughts to their owners....