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• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...
  [walks towards Bart] [The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying] [Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes] Wiggum...
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
  Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief! Wiggum: Oh....
• Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names. Ba
  How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign....
• Bart: Look at that hunk of junk. Grampa: Oh, jeeh -- you're ignorant!
  That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil....
• Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!
  [everyone laughs] Heh, now I get it....